and see all of my Food Lion friends.
As i walk thru the door and grab a cart,
i'm tryna save money by shopping smart.
i couldnt help but notice the cheap smart option brand,
as i'm approached by a upbeat man.
Tony the Tiger, in a well dressed suit,
kept bouncing off the walls asking everyone "How are you?"
as i proceed, i reached the end of isle 3.
that same guy cutting meat, with the loop earring, still looks like he's been sharpening knives with his teeth.
on to the next isle, i saw the largest grocery float ever imagined.
then realized it's man thats horizontally challenged!
he was stocking the shelves, but took a break to clean his glasses.
boy he stunk, i bet Tony Romo smelled him all the way in Dallas.
the deli ladies are so nice,
they cut your ham smooth on every slice.
if you speak spanish,that's super cool.
they'll think you're out of this planet.
uh oh, i forgot my grapes. i better get to produce before it's too late.
wait... there's someone different over here.
some oriental guy, who drinks Red Bull like a drunk drinks beer.
he didnt speak, not one word to a soul.
he just kept putting out products made by Dole.
nontheless the shopping journey gets better when i check out.
the cashiers huddled at register 4, i bet 6 felt left out?
so i walk my way to her register, i say whats up?
with sum depth in her voice she says "nuthing much"
her hair was thick like cotton, glasses like a coke bottle.
i said can you explain this scratch card lotto?
she said "dude... dont scratch more than three,
or that card is history.
if three symbols match, give that prize box a scratch."
so i paid, got the reciept, and two give away tickets.
started pushing my cart while im thinking Lets get it!
i pass two cashiers laughing hard and letting jokes rip,
i have to crack a smile because i survived another FL trip.
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