Evaluation

person:So whats the deal?
Self : How you feel?
Person: Man I just been thinking about how life is real... specifically, I had a epiphany and I've been tryna figure out what my life is meant to be.
Self: Well what ya learn? You should figure out if the time you spend working is really worth what you earn.
Person: Well I've been thinking about that and it doesn't seem that it does... the work I have to do now seems like twice as much.
Self: Budget cuts, except for the kisser ups... I really wanna tell them to put their lips and pucker up.
Person: Now wait a minute, I need my job because their isn't a Santa and Christmas is coming soon... mom wants a new camera.
Self: so what's your angle? You see the bait, don't just watch it dangle. I know good work is hard to find but it takes two to tangle.
Person: well I'm ready to start dancing in the money. It's everywhere I wanna be, so I guess I'll call it honey. The time for waiting is over, I'm marching forth like a soldier... this money chase will send you all over the place, but I'm gonna stay put like a boulder.